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7 “Bad Boy” Cocky Funny Text Messages to Send to a Girl

When a bad boy texts a woman, he’s not thinking about results. He’s just doing it from a part of his attitude that says, “I don’t really give a damn.”

That’s the KEY to the bad boy attitude that women want so badly. His indifference.

So today I’m going to share with you 7 cocky funny text messages to send to a girl to get her horny and fantasizing about YOU.

These texts aren’t everything. But they are a TOOL to crystallize you in her mind and to get her to start fantasizing about you. hey should all be followed by a minimum of 5 – 10 minutes of radio silence – whether she responds or not. This gives her the space to wonder what you’re doing if you’re not replying to her.

Onward. Let’s dig in…

1.) I think you’re a player…

This one is one of my favorites. I use this all the time with women who I’m just getting to know, usually in the first 2-3 days. Sometimes I’ll use it again much later a second time to keep it as a running joke between us.

It’s a classic role reversal, and it gets her to play the “naughty” girl. It also takes the focus off you being the “player” because you accused her of it first.

And women hate to have people thinking bad of them, so she will work to change your perception. Just don’t get too serious with this one. Keep up the joking about how she just wants to use you for sex, etc.

2.) When can you come over and cook me dinner?

This one is also good for those early dates, but this works really well for when you know you’ve got her on the hook a little and still need to use the push-pull to keep her interested in you.

I also like to follow up a few minutes later (only if I haven’t heard from her) with this: “I’m partial to chicken and pasta… Wait, you can cook, can’t you?”

The best part of this one is that this is something you do need to see if she can handle. Not as many women know how to cook as in the “old days.” If this is important to you (and it is to me) it’s a good tool to screen women with, too.

3. Drop what you’re doing, meet me at ___ in 10 min

This is a real gutsy one that puts the power in your hands quickly – if you use it right.

But only use it if you’re already going to that place – bar, store, whatever – and would be fine if she didn’t make it.

It’s a great test of her interest in you, too. If you barely know her at all and haven’t dialed in the attraction, chances are you’ll get nowhere – and you’ll look a little bossy in the process.

You’ll also know what her level of spontaneity is and how flexible she is.

Bottom line: If she really digs you, and she’s got the time, she’ll meet you.

4.) I’m too much of a bad boy for you

This is one of those ways I play with the whole image of the “bad boy.” You really only want to use this if this is the kind of girl who seems to dig the thought of you being a little more edgy. (Which is WAY more women than you might think. This is a genetic pre-disposition, my friend.)

OR – she’s mistaken you for being a bit of a Nice Guy.

Either way, it’s a push away – which makes it a good way to stir up the sexual tension.

You can substitute anything you like in that phrase…

“I’m too much of a nice guy for you…” – That one works nice if you’ve come off as too bad boy.

“I’m too much of an ambitious guy for you…” – Use that one if you’ve come across as being very laid back and relaxed.

The point is to make it almost a bit sarcastic. It’s a contrary statement that is funny because it goes against what’s in her head.

More: 3 “Hook” Texts That Get a Girl to Text Back

5.) What’s your real hair color?

Another more “bad boy” variation: – Does the carpet match the drapes?

These are good to use to ramp up the sexual tension again.

Using the “What’s your real hair color?” is good if you know that she’s a cool chick and can take a bit of edgy-ness and busting her chops.

If you’re at all hesitant you can preface it with: “I know guys aren’t supposed to ask this – BUT …”

Send that in a separate text first, wait for 5 minutes or so to send the next part.

6.) Wear something cute & sexy

Use this one a few hours before a meet-up.

Little commands like this serve to create that “you’re my little plaything” vibe with her. You’ll find out if she’s responsive to this vibe (i.e., is she a girly girl, or a Femi-nazi) in the process.

Good texts always serve to ramp up the sexual vibe – AND they’re a tool for you to screen out the women you DON’T want.

Trust me – you do NOT want to waste your time with inflexible and difficult women.

7.) This isn’t helping your chances to get with me

This one is a role-reversal text that is intended to be playful. You can use it pretty much anytime in the early stages.

This works really well because it… again… frames the woman as the one who is chasing or pursuing you. It assumes she’s got the hots for you.

You can deliver this one with a smiley face that has its tongue sticking out. Like this: “:P”

This is to make sure she gets the “tone” of the message.

But I want to stress that you shouldn’t use emoticons or smileys too often in your texts because you steal a lot of the drama potential from them. It will seem less like you care if she misunderstands you or not. Don’t ruin that energy you’re trying to create by letting off the pressure too soon.

And that’s what the Bad Boy does best – creates that indifferent attitude that women LOVE.

If you enjoyed these 7 “bad boy” cocky funny text messages to send to a girl… and you want more word-for-word scripts that compel women to text you back, go here now.

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